Tired of the Holiday Season Starting in July?

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Welcome to Hallowthanksmas: A Holiday Mini-Anthology—your antidote to pumpkin-spice overload and premature Christmas creep.

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This collection of twelve satirical stories, essays, and poems aims directly at the heart of modern holiday madness with humor, caring, and more than a few uncomfortable truths. From turkeys plotting their escape to customer satisfaction surveys for divine miracles, each piece captures the beautiful chaos of the weeks between Halloween and New Year's Day.

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What's Inside:

• Satirical stories that skewer consumer culture while celebrating genuine tradition

• Witty poems on a sustainable Christmas and the economics of regifting

• Heartwarming moments to remind us why the holidays matter (hint: it's not the mini candy bars)

• Laughs, groans, and the occasional "Wait, that's totally true" moment

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Whether you're drowning in pumpkin spice, fighting Black Friday crowds, or struggling to remember which holiday comes next, Hallowthanksmas is the perfect companion for surviving and enjoying the most wonderful, hectic time of the year.

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Reader Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, knowing nods and cringes, and an irresistible urge to gift wrap this book for everyone you know.

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Perfect for fans of humorous holiday fiction, satirical essays, and anyone who's ever wondered if the Great Boulder is real.