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Tired of the Holiday Season Starting in July?

Welcome to Hallowthanksmass: A Holiday Mini-Anthology—your antidote to pumpkin-spice overload and premature Christmas creep.

This collection of twelve satirical stories, essays, and poems takes aim at our modern holiday madness with humor, heart, and more than a few uncomfortable truths. From turkeys plotting their escape to customer satisfaction surveys for divine miracles, each piece captures the beautiful chaos of the season between Halloween and New Year's Day.

What's Inside:

Satirical stories that skewer consumer culture while celebrating genuine tradition
Witty poems on a sustainable Christmas and the economics of regifting
Heartwarming moments to remind us why the holidays matter (hint: it's not the mini candy bars)
Laughs, groans, and the occasional "Wait, that's totally true" moment

Whether you're drowning in pumpkin spice, fighting Black Friday crowds, or struggling to remember which holiday comes next, Hallowthanksmass is the perfect companion for surviving—and actually enjoying—the most wonderful (and overwhelming) time of the year.

Reader Warning: May cause spontaneous laughter, knowing nods, and an irresistible urge to gift wrap this book for everyone you know.

Perfect for fans of humorous holiday fiction, satirical essays, and anyone who's ever wondered if the Great Boulder is real.